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"Apre le gape, c'est moi." I uttered those words almost 80 years ago at the end of World War II (I was only minutes old and a quick learner). They have never been more true than now.
Praise the Belgians and their innovative "gapologic" methodology and modern techniques for anal yoga. More on the eastern anal philosophies to come, in next week's column.
God bless y'all's hearts something special.
Sincerely,
Charles D. Goll,
Founder & Chmn. Emeritanus
PS - Tell you wut!
Modern man has rarely faced such a cavernous gape as the Grand Canyon, located in the southwestern United States. Seldom, that is (or was) until the most recent round of gaping bitches' assholes commenced sometime around three years prior.
Alas, it is all we can do these days, here at Aftergape, to bring you more images and video of just that very thing (yes, more of the same; but not just quantity, we mean to impose some seriously quality ass-wrecking, big-time, serious, horse-sized, mothafuckin' gapage to y'all) ... That said (or written, as the case may be), onto the show:
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